a parody of Pinocchio's story~Once upon a time, it was a very nice peaceful day, and not a care in the world where it was so peaceful and calm. Gepetto has a son named Pinocchio who was made out of Wood. He loved him so much. He was very, very happy. Then one day, when he went to his kitchen and fixed himself a cup of nice hot coco, Pinocchio came up and said, "Excuse me, Father. Can I have a sip of your hot coco with whip cream and peppermint candy?" Then suddenly, Gepetto freaks out and went crazy! And he roars like a gorilla as he grabbed the little wooden brat and tore his lungs out, cut his butt out with a saw, bite his arms out, breaks his legs in half,and gives him a black eye while he eats his brains out, and so after Pinocchio cried and scream, "Why!?", they lived happily ever after, the end, NOW SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP YA LITTLE WOODEN BRAT, OR I BREAK YOU AND FEED YOU CASTOR OIL AND THROW YOU INTO THE FIREPLACE, YA LITTLE WOODEN DIRT BAG!!!
the strange comparison...now that you've seen the 2009 animated movie from Sony Pictures called, "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, I think there is a comparison between the two rivals who wanted to be in this so-called, "Over-the-top" restaurants of a life time: Chew and Swallow (of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) and McDonalds (it's a name of the restaurant, wing-nuts!), and behold... Chew-and-Swallow 1. Flint Lockwood - Our #1 Hero and Inventor 2. "Baby" Brent McHale - The guy who's always jealous of Flint & always stealing the delicious foods (his outfit is way similar to the Hamburglar's)3. Sam Sparks - The cute newscaster & always love Flint4. Tim Lockwood - Flint's father who replaces all the food with sardines (and always tires to get him to work in a tackle shop too) (his outfit looks very similar to Grimace's)5. Mayor Shelbourne - The
Cynder vs. MaleforCynder: (on two legs) *to Malefor* You think you are pretty big don't you, Malefor?Malefor: (on two legs) so what if I am?Cynder: Hmmph! Well, I bet I can be bigger than you! (turns side and puts her claws on her lower belly, and looks at Malefor) In fact, you're nothing compared to how big I could be! (pats her belly) Just look at this. (she begins to inhale, letting her belly swell) Hufffff...(her belly's keep getting bigger from inhaling air)...Fffff. Look! Can you see me? (She inhales some air and her belly keeps swelling some more) Huffffffffff. (pats her not big enough belly) Can you believe it? (inhales and keeps swelling her belly some more) Huffffffffffff! (rubs her still not big enough belly) I'll be bigger than you! (inhale and her belly swells some more) Huffffffffffff! Bigger than a tree! Huffffffffffffff! Bigger than a mountain! Hufffffffffffffffffffffff! BIGGER THAN THE WORLD!!!!!!! (just then...)POW!!!(Cynder's belly exploded)Malefor: it looks like you've been "pop